The Yorkshire gull in question must be Paul.
There is an old saying in the USA: "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime." This seems to be lost on Paul Rusling! After blasting forth after a long period of silence following his plagiarized theft, and thus uncorking a response from this end, Paul has the chutzpah to write this as an addendum to his original diatribe:
"Posted by Paul Rusling on June 1, 2020, 5:35 pm: What I don't understand is why people keep advertising his anorak-hating hell-hole on here and feeding him. We have signs up along the Yorkshire Riviera saying 'Don't feed the gulls' (which we locals call Sky-Rats). Best ignored."
In other words Paul Rusling seems to think that Caroline Brooks is male (????) and that: "If you can't accept Paul's crime, don't start to whine." No, wait, he recognizes that I am not whining because I am vociferously denouncing his anti-social; unethical and self-centered behavior which believes that: "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. Now shut up!"
Sorry Paul: We believe in honesty and truthfulness and never stabbing your friends in the back. You made friends with liars, cheats and frauds and now you want us to join you. As folks up north in your land would respond to such a silly idea: "Doylem!"
"Two little dickie birds sitting on a wall
One named Peter (Moore), one named Paul.
Fly away Peter! Fly away Paul!
Goodbye Peter! Goodbye Paul!"